The two Kenyans... a Joke

Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden. 

After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together. The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing. 

Finally the D-DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country(Kenya). 

The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya. Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa? 

The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu! Don't laugh alone, share.

JOKE: "Tell Her Yourself"

A lady went to a salon to dress her hair. While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop. 

Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said: "Mr., you are so handsome can we meet later today? "

Man replied 'I'm married'. 

The woman continued;
"and so? You can just tell your wife you're going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there".........

and the man replied; "Tell her yourself, she's the one dressing your hair". 

If na you be man wife wetin u go do?


Cheers, pls drop ur comments

Joke of an illiterate Woman

An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Lagos to Abuja. She was booked for an economy class seat. Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin. The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where her ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.

The Flight attendant decided to inform the Co-pilot. The Co-pilot went and spoke with the lady but she still refused. So, he decided to inform the Chief pilot.

The Chief pilot said, 'I am married to an illiterate, I'll go and talk to her.' The Chief pilot went and whispered some words to the woman's ear and she peacefully stood up and went to her economy class seat.

The Flight Attendant and Co-pilot surprised, asked the Chief pilot: 'Sir, what did you tell her?'

The Chief Pilot said; 'Easy Guys! I just told her that first class is not Going to Abuja , only economy class is!

Hahahahahahaha, have a nice day 

Joke: Akpos and the Prof

A Prof and Akpos was seating next to each other in a long flight.


Prof said to Akpos: lets play agame, I will ask you a question and if you didn’t get the answer, you will pay me $50,and if u ask me a question and I don’t get the answer, I will pay you $5000.

The Prof started: What is the distance from the earth to the moon?

Akpos doesn’t say a word, he reaches his pocket and pulls out a $50 and gives it to him.

Now it’s Akpos turn to ask, 
He said: What goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?

The Prof thought for a long time,searches the net, and asked all his smart friends but couldn’t get the answer.

He reached his pocket, pulled out a $5000 and gave it to Akpos.

The Prof got mad and asked Akpos: Well, what the hell goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?.

Akpos just dipped his hand into his pocket and gave Prof $50 and said: I don’t know also.

This continued... have a nice day guys