Joke of an illiterate Woman

An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Lagos to Abuja. She was booked for an economy class seat. Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin. The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where her ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.

The Flight attendant decided to inform the Co-pilot. The Co-pilot went and spoke with the lady but she still refused. So, he decided to inform the Chief pilot.

The Chief pilot said, 'I am married to an illiterate, I'll go and talk to her.' The Chief pilot went and whispered some words to the woman's ear and she peacefully stood up and went to her economy class seat.

The Flight Attendant and Co-pilot surprised, asked the Chief pilot: 'Sir, what did you tell her?'

The Chief Pilot said; 'Easy Guys! I just told her that first class is not Going to Abuja , only economy class is!

Hahahahahahaha, have a nice day 

Joke: Akpos and the Prof

A Prof and Akpos was seating next to each other in a long flight.


Prof said to Akpos: lets play agame, I will ask you a question and if you didn’t get the answer, you will pay me $50,and if u ask me a question and I don’t get the answer, I will pay you $5000.

The Prof started: What is the distance from the earth to the moon?

Akpos doesn’t say a word, he reaches his pocket and pulls out a $50 and gives it to him.

Now it’s Akpos turn to ask, 
He said: What goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?

The Prof thought for a long time,searches the net, and asked all his smart friends but couldn’t get the answer.

He reached his pocket, pulled out a $5000 and gave it to Akpos.

The Prof got mad and asked Akpos: Well, what the hell goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?.

Akpos just dipped his hand into his pocket and gave Prof $50 and said: I don’t know also.

This continued... have a nice day guys